Our woodshed ready for new green wood from Storm Helene |
Though my parents’ seven acres, which was surrounded on two
sides by the
One firewood memory is slicing up Presto-logs outside for my
great-grandmother’s Monarch trash burner that she kept in her kitchen in
Washougal. My dad did the work and I
might have picked up the pieces and put them in a box. Or I might not
have. I don’t remember, but I was
there. I say “slicing” because the
“logs” were like sausages and one little hit with a hatchet was all they
needed. I have that same trash burner in
my possession now. I bought it from the
estate for $35 when I was in my early 20s and brought it to
My grandparents the Dears owned the beautiful little red
brick house that once stood on three acres at the top of
Another NW firewood story:
Dave and Bonnie Deal are Raku potters.
You may have heard of them, and if not, I’m posting a link to get you
started. I visited Dave many years ago
up on
In the 1980’s a couple years after I got married, we moved
to
Our next wood stove was a few years later in Swannanoa in another rental house. It was, however, not a woodstove, but for burning coal, and had a tiny chute. You couldn’t “build” a fire in it because you could neither place anything or even see inside. You just stuffed in paper and kindling, dropped in a match, and hoped for the best. Likewise, you just dropped in small pieces of firewood. Once, one of our children dropped in my car keys. That may have been the time when I perfected my searching process skills.
We lived in that house for four years and two of our children were born there, in the bedroom.
We at last bought our own house a few miles from Swannanoa and moved the Baby Bear into the basement, the stove being our primary source of heat for the next 30 years. We cut and hauled most of our firewood and bought some as well. When Y2K rolled around, we had enough for two winters. I still have the Baby Bear, and the house as well.
Splitting firewood by hand for me is a spiritual exercise, a non-combative martial art.
Which brings to mind those “Kung Fu” experts who would break bricks, wood, and other building materials with the sides of their hands. I’m pretty sure it’s pretty fake, however, because I’ve never actually seen this done on real construction sites. I can imagine it happening though. A guy calls down from the rafters, “Okay Bruce. Next one, 14 feet-2¾ inches.” Bruce carefully stretches his measuring tape, pulls a pencil from behind his ear, makes a V mark, takes the hand square from his belt to flick the V into a clean line across the board with the pencil. He then cracks his knuckles, rolls his head around to loosen his neck muscles, stands back, concentrates all his focus, and WHACK! The task is done. He passes the perfectly cut board up into the rafters. Saves dragging a saw power cord all over the place or recharging those batteries. If this is a real thing, those guys should have their own labor union. But I’m positive Karate Chops working up a really well-seasoned chunk of ash is not even remotely plausible.
But seriously, splitting wood with a maul and wedge is an
art form. First surveying the chunk of
wood for knots and checks to learn the obstacles and splitting pathways, I look
for checks to see where the wood is already splitting naturally. Then the lift and swing. It’s not easy hitting a round of wood in
exactly the right places, over and over.
Nor is hitting a wedge of steel with a four square inch target. (And sometimes you hit the side of the wedge
and send it flying at your ankle.) My
children and wife have wounded or broken many a hickory or ash handle. You use both gravity and centrifugal force,
keeping your eye on the target. Once
after I had some professional tree people take down an enormous Tulip Poplar
tree for me, we, I and the children, held wood splitting races. The competitors each would have their own set
of tools and we’d compete on who would split their rounds the fastest. The trick was to split pieces completely with
one swing, stepping around the work as you went. Somehow 14 seconds sticks in my mind. Tulip Poplar, by-the-way, is easy to split
when it’s green. They’re thinking about
making this an official sport in the 2028 Summer Olympics in
A proper stack of firewood is also an art form, especially a free standing one with the “log cabin” criss-crossed ends of a row that’s expertly tied into the main stack for stability.
Now. Now after Hurricane/Tropical Storm Helene our five acres with a house we finished building a few years ago is a firewood farm. At this point about half of the lost trees are safely flat on the ground thanks to help from three of my sons, some Eco-Forester volunteers, and a chainsaw crew of eight young Mennonite men from Ohio, who came under the auspices of the non-profit Plain Compassion Care Response. Half the trees are still “leaners” (caught in other trees) and thus require technical assistance, like tree climbers with ropes. We saved out 17 foot logs from the best of the larger trees, like mulberry, hickory, and wild cherry. I wish we had a black walnut go down, but alas. Someday I hope we can get a portable sawmill in here.
In the meantime, after the insurance settlement payout, I
could afford to buy a mechanical, gas powered wood splitter, which in my mind
will assist an aspect of “Debris Removal.”
I shopped around and settled on an
The mechanical wood splitter will help process a lot of wood in a short time and should be great as a family work project. We’ve done this before, but I’m hoping we can do a firewood splitting-hauling-stacking day at our property over one of the upcoming holidays. With as many of our children and grandchildren as possible.
For me, the machine will never give the physical, mental, spiritual, and aesthetic satisfaction of splitting firewood by hand. One of my heroes, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote about how in the Soviet Gulag he would go out in the “frost” of a sunny winter day and split firewood with his shirt off. I tried that once myself. My favorite time to split wood was in the evening before supper as it was growing dark. And at Christmas, while we played the Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols on the radio live from Kings College of Cambridge (performed every year since 1918), I’d split firewood in the front yard.
Hurricane Helene brought up tropical
You know what? I’ll write about this next time!
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